JP Decoder · Real Japanese you can actually say
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Textbook Japanese vs real Japanese
Textbook
はい、そう思います。
Correct. But to a friend, it sounds like a job interview.
Real life
それな。
“So true.” What friends really reply. Just not to your teacher or your boss.
Context decides
Every example comes with a one-line note on what the word means right there, and how you can tell.
この映画、やばい。絶対見て!
This movie is insane. You have to see it!
Good · 絶対見て (“you have to see it”) makes it praise.
え、財布落としたの?やばくない?
Wait, you lost your wallet? That’s bad!
Bad · A lost wallet is real trouble.
普通にやばかった。また行きたい!
Honestly, it was amazing. I want to go again!
Good · また行きたい (“I want to go again”) tells you.
See how やばい works in all 30 free phrases.
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Every entry tells you
Can I use this?
Real life OK, use with care, or avoid. A straight answer for every one.
Where & who
LINE, social posts, out loud, shops, work. Teens and 20s, or all ages.
Real examples
Lines people actually say, each with an “In context” note.
Say this instead
A realistic mistake next to the natural fix.
300 entries · 5 chapters
01
Everyday Slang
やばい · ガチ · ドタキャン
80 entries
02
Japan Survival
袋いりますか · 何名様ですか
70 entries
03
Anime Japanese
覚悟しろ · 貴様 · 〜だぜ
60 entries
04
Emotion & Reaction
気まずい · しんどい · エモい
50 entries
05
Don’t Say This
あなた · ご苦労様です
40 entries
Anime Japanese vs real Japanese
Don’t say
覚悟しろ。
“Prepare yourself.” Fine as an obvious joke with friends. Said seriously, it sounds like a threat.
Say this instead
次は負けないよ!
“I won’t lose next time!” Same fire, real-life friendly.
The app


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Pricing
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Full App Launch price
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Founder Pack
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30 entries from all five chapters (6 from each), with the same app, audio, examples and quizzes as the full version, plus a PDF.
No. Every kanji has furigana and every example has romaji and English.
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Who makes this
A small team in Japan. We write every entry and every example ourselves, and check how people really talk now, not how a textbook says they should.
A note from the team
The question we hear most from learners is “Can I actually say this?” Textbooks almost never answer it. So we made the thing we wished we could hand them: real Japanese, with an honest answer for every phrase.
Learn the Japanese people actually use. Know when to use it, when not to, and what to say instead.
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